March 2012
quentinjacobsen:
which of you fine young canadians is offering me a place to stay if obama doesnt get reelected
my thoughts during school
me: why
me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
me: whens lunch
me: the fuck is this
me: why are you here
me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
me: ugh
g00d-feels asked: Sadly he has no more cats it was only like 4 cats
g00d-feels asked: Dude I knew someone who was giving away free cats
You know,
if anyone gets me a cat for my birthday I think I’ll love you forever.
Justsayin.
Anonymous asked: You watch porn?
